
AIMS AND GOALS OF SCIENTOLOGY

A lecture given on 14 February 1956

I want to talk to you now about the dissemination programs of the 
organizations of Scientology and the definite and immediate goals of 
Scientology.

Once upon a time (and somebody probably has heard me tell this story 
before), a very little known battle was fought, called the battle of San 
Juan Hill. It's a fascinating battle. Had a lot of contradictions and 
paradoxes. One of them was, the people who fought the battle of San Juan 
Hill were the Spaniards and the Rough Riders. And the Rough Riders were 
infantry who had left their horses home and were operating as dismounted 
infantry. And in the hot climate of Cuba, the Rough Riders were supposed 
to take San Juan Hill. And they arose one fine morning with the orders 
of the day as follows: "Proceed and take San Juan Hill." See, nice set 
of orders. So they proceeded.

Now, there's a certain reason why they didn't take San Juan Hill until 
about six o'clock in the afternoon. That's because the orders also said, 
quote, "Jump off from El Caney and take San Juan Hill." The only 
difficulty was, is they had not taken El Caney. And they fought until 
noon to take the jump-off point called El Caney, and then jumped off and 
took San Juan Hill.

But of course general headquarters, looking at this battle from afar, as 
general headquarters generally do, you know ...

Well, anyhow, general headquarters was very, very upset with the Rough 
Riders for not arriving on San Juan Hill at noon. They had arrived at El 
Caney at noon.

Well, we don't have any general headquarters watching us, but the funny 
- very funny part of it is, is we've been trying for five years to take 
El Caney.

What would El Caney be to us? It would be a good, predictable processing 
result done by any and all trained auditors in the entire field. That 
would be one part of it. Another would be a solid and constant 
organization which could carry the responsibilities and burdens of 
carrying on the general dissemination and training. Another part of El 
Caney would be a publications program which brought dissemination to the 
various levels of society to be reached by Scientology. And that would 
be about it. Add some other things if you'd like.

But the predictable result, done by each and every auditor in the field, 
was not ours. That was not a point. Very many of us did splendidly. Some 
of us did poorly. And it wasn't a question, so much, of the auditor 
being good or bad, it was the question of the quality of his training, 
and the tools with which he was asked to work, plus the great randomity 
entered into the problem by all manner and types of preclears. And this 
combination of circumstances was a difficulty.

Today, with the new type of training which is undertaken and being 
carried forward, we have discovered that there is a difference between a 
technique and processing. So that we have auditor procedures and 
techniques. They're quite distinctly different.

You could use any technique with an auditor procedure, but first you had 
to codify what was an optimum auditing attitude, what was an optimum 
procedure, what exactly is the auditor supposed to do and say, when and 
where, never to get caught flat-footed in any way. Just what was he 
supposed to do?

Well, we learned these things and it took a long time to learn these 
things. And then it took quite a little while to find out exactly how we 
could train individuals, here and there, in order to produce in these 
auditors, a state of mind which at once did not render them 
restimulable, and which brought in, on behalf of the preclear, a raise 
in tone. Just by procedure. That we are right today, is demonstrated by 
the fact that the indoctrination week is, with dummy auditing - which is 
zero processes, no techniques - is exteriorizing people and breaking 
cases.

Everybody is very mystified as to this because no techniques are being 
used. The actuality is, it's just nothing but auditing procedure, and 
that's all they're learning how to do, and that's all that's being done. 
So therefore, a proper attitude all by itself, on the part of a human 
being toward another human being, can produce an increased gain. Just 
that.

Well, as soon as we know the elements of this so well that we can teach 
it, and know processes which put it down painlessly, we of course, have 
established with the professional auditor an answer to the questions he 
himself has asked, "What is my best response? What is my best attitude 
toward this preclear?" And of course, it would be the most workable one. 
And we have established this, and in addition to that, have worked out 
an indoctrination which puts it down painlessly without making a robot 
out of somebody.

Now, that was quite important. But how about the randomity of this 
preclear? We had to answer the question "What is this preclear really 
doing?" We have the answer to that. This preclear is either trying to, 
or trying not to, play a game. And if he is well off, he's capable of 
playing a game called life, and if he's not well off he is not capable 
of playing the game called life. And you ask what is the why of the 
totality of his existence and I'm afraid it is contained in that 
interesting phrase "play the game." That's all. I mean unfortunately 
there doesn't seem to be anything lying outside of this.

Now, we use game of course, because it's a microcosm at which we can 
look. We can see individuals involved with the contest of existence, and 
seeing these individuals involved with the contest of existence in the 
macrocosm, we can thereby understand them. In other words, we take the 
little microcosm, we take a look at this fellow playing tiddlywinks. We 
take a look at him playing football and we can understand his motives 
and what he is doing. And now when we apply everything he is doing to 
the macrocosm, we now understand what he is doing and that is really 
why. So you might say we have a datum of gradient magnitude by which we 
can achieve a vaster understanding of the entire situation.

Now, once we fall away from this modus operandi in processing and 
neglect those various factors which we can isolate immediately in a game 
of marbles, tiddlywinks, we discover that we are not improving somebody. 
And that is the final test: does it work in the physical universe. And 
it happens that this works. And so, we have established, fascinatingly 
enough, a series of processes and an attitude, and a definite goal of 
processing which makes it possible for us to say, "Well, we're at least 
that far." And this goal of processing, of course, is not toward greater 
freedom, but toward the ability to play a better game: the game being 
called life. And that is where the preclear is going.

Now, you will see this as you use these processes, but, at the same 
time, it is quite amusing that looking at these various limitations, we 
see exactly where a preclear hangs up as he's coming up Tone Scale. And 
to say that we are about to free all of man would be the same thing as 
saying we are about to kick everybody overboard. You see? I mean that's 
as outrageous a statement as that.

We hear a great deal of political claptrap; people pounding the drum and 
saying "liberty, liberty, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom." 
And we have eventually worn this word freedom down to a point where the 
only way they can get the public to accept it is to say "freedom from." 
The next freedoms they'll be teaching will be freedom from eating.

You reevaluate this word and we get all sorts of oddities. But when we 
say "freedom" we mean "not connected to." And an ultimate or absolute 
freedom can be described, and maybe is attainable and maybe not, but it 
is not even connected with space.

You get the idea? We had the idea freedom is lots of space. Actually 
that's a low-toned definition of freedom. You wouldn't even have to 
worry about space if you were really free, you see? You wouldn't - also, 
you wouldn't have to talk to any of your friends. Also, you could never 
enjoy a movie. Also, you'd never have to go through all of the worry of 
what you're going to do with your winnings. You see, immediately we have 
- we can immediately run down this whole thing called an ultimate 
freedom.

As a matter of fact, I imagine that sometime or another, some pundit or 
philosopher has come along and he's said, "Why, what we need is 
slavery." And he's gotten a complete revolution going, simply because 
people objected to being that free, you see? And he said, "What we Want 
is slavery for the masses." And, you know, had everybody in there 
fighting to get more slavery. And everybody fighting to get it too, you 
see? Very possible.

I mean, it's quite as idiotic to take an ultimate freedom as an ultimate 
goal as it would be to take ultimate slavery for an ultimate goal. Both 
of them are quite unreasonable and certainly not within, one, our frame 
of recognition and, two, unfortunately, not within our experience in 
processing. That's what's important. If we start processing somebody 
toward freedom, we're going to have to make nothing out of everything, 
including space, aren't we? Well, you just start making nothing out of a 
preclear in all directions as a consistent level and find out where he 
goes. He goes down, down, down; no preclear. It's an interesting 
phenomenon, an auditor sitting there wondering where his preclear went. 
Sometimes embarrassing. I remember one time at three o'clock in the 
morning sitting in an auditing chair looking at the limp body in front 
of me saying "Well now. . ."

Anyway, as we look over this problem of games, it receives further 
confirmation when we realize that the preclear, very often, processed in 
a certain direction toward freedom hangs up when he arrives at a lack of 
havingness. And so we restore his havingness, and it would be quite 
interesting if he would hang up further. Well, he does hang up further. 
He can be restored to an adequate havingness and an adequate freedom and 
still not move up the Tone Scale.

Well, the thing that is missing is problems. And if he hasn't an 
adequacy of problems, we discover he's not going to move up the Tone 
Scale. So after we give him a whole lot of problems, get him so he can 
handle problems adequately, then we find out he's still not moving up 
the Tone Scale. That's because we haven't restored his freedom. And we 
restore that a little bit, and we find out he isn't going any further 
and we look over here and we find out we have to give him some more 
havingness. And in such a ways and some gradient scale of each one of 
these things has to be worked on before he frees up to the next level. 
He has to be reassured at all times, "I am going to have a game." He 
won't go any further than he's sure he can have a game.

Maybe his game at the beginning is just to show you you're a bum. Maybe 
that's his game, but nevertheless it's a game. And now you're not going 
to take that game away from him without giving him a better game.

One of the ways to give him a better game, is the way we do it: we very 
often show him somebody else is a bum too, and thereby broaden his 
attention.

Now here we have this interesting thing then, that what was advanced 
about three years ago, as an -strictly in hypothetical height - as the 
highest activity that man can recognize as a game, comes true in the 
lowest levels of processing.

Now, it's hard to believe that somebody who is lying there in catatonic 
schizophrenia is playing a game. But I'm afraid that's about all the 
game they can play. It's not much of a game, but it's something like it. 
And your task of restoring a better game to them is quite considerable 
because part of their game is not communicating with you. So we get into 
these lower levels.

Now, of course, the human race is apparently playing a game called 
penalties more than they play anything else. Of course, there's 
penalties under freedom, penalties under problems and penalties under 
havingness. Problems can be penalties, havingness can be penalties, 
freedom can be penalties, alike. And so we have also the mood of game. 
And the mood of game is simply that mood which an individual believes is 
best to use in the playing of that particular game. And he gets his 
games mixed and his mood mixed, and loses control of them, gets fixed 
one way or the other in some mood and we say "he's fixed on the Tone 
Scale." And so he is.

There's a little deeper significance into it than that, but we have a 
mood of game with regard to problems, we have a mood of game with regard 
to havingness, we have a mood of game with regard to freedom.

You see that an individual has various parts of these three parts then. 
But, they all break back to three parts. It isn't true that you can let 
somebody - make somebody invent a problem every time. First they maybe 
have to lie about them. Maybe they have to go on a gradient scale of 
problems. Maybe they're so low in their levels of games that their idea 
of a problem is picking up one foot and crossing it across the other 
foot, and this is a terrible problem. And maybe that's the game they 
happen to be playing. But that's at least a level of problem. Maybe 
their problem is how they are going to get back into the game they just 
got out of, which is still a game within a game, you see? And maybe 
their game is the fact their game has just been unmade, and they're 
trying to unmake the fellow who unmade their game - vengeance, and so 
on.

But they can make a game out of almost anything. And you have games 
within games, and telescoping and running across games and you're busy 
playing a game, something or other, and somebody comes along and is 
playing another game with a little more heavy ammunition and shoots you 
up while you're playing another game, you know? And it becomes 
confusing, and so you lose sight of the fact that it is a game. You 
weren't playing the game that hit you. But nevertheless, it does come 
under these headings. The proof of it is, does this process well? Well 
believe me, this processes well.

Let's just look at goal posts. Let's take an elementary game situation. 
You have two goal posts and two teams. One team is trying to keep the 
other team from coming into its goal post, and the other team is trying 
to keep the first team from going into its goal post. So you ask the 
preclear, "What can you protect?" See, there's something there that must 
be partially attainable in order to be a game, and must be unattainable 
in order to keep the game going. So, "What can you protect?" And he 
finally tells you something he can protect. Remedy his havingness on it, 
and immediately afterwards have him create problems connected with it. 
Well, you have an elementary process there. You'd have to finish it off 
by saying, "What can you reach?" You see? "What can you protect?" - 
that's his goal. And "What can you reach?" - that's the other fellow's 
goal. But you'd have to balance up havingness, freedom and problems with 
regard to whatever he named that he could protect.

Maybe you ask this individual, you say, "What can you protect?" And he 
says, "cigarette lighter." After a long comm lag, he can protect his 
cigarette lighter. Fine, that's fine. Remedy his havingness with a 
cigarette lighter, and then have him give you some problems connected 
with the cigarette lighterinvent some. Sometimes you'd have to get him 
to tell lies about the cigarette lighter before he'd invent anything 
else but a lie about it. And then invent problems about it, and then 
"What could he be free from?" with regard to a cigarette lighter. "What 
could substitute for a cigarette lighter," anything like this, in order 
to establish a freedom factor. And then "What could you reach?" And if 
he's in this same groove, he could say, "I can sure reach Ronson for 
selling me that bad lighter," or something like this. He'll get a game 
activity going here. There must be somebody else, or something else, 
attainable at this game level. We process him in this wise and he has a 
tendency to come right on upscale.

One is pan-determined, then, on any game one is senior to with his game. 
And one-sided in any game that he is playing.

So, we can rehabilitate these factors. It does work. And we do have a 
predictable result. Now, even without this additional game material, we 
are getting today tremendous gains on test profiles, consistently, under 
good auditing with the ad interim SLP which appeared a short time ago in 
the Operational Bulletin, and which you here were given. The ad interim 
SLP, that's just merely, "What body would you like to have?" Remedy 
havingness with it. "Good. What body would you like to have?" Remedy 
havingness with it.

Now we're getting good results with just that, because the individual, 
sooner or later, will run up into higher levels of processes. And this 
is to be run with Invent Problems, and it is to be run, at the same 
time, with some Separateness, which is part of the Remedy of Havingness. 
So all factors are in that ad interim SLP and it's working very 
smoothly, and it's showing very, very smooth gains. The difficulty with 
it, of course, is that it doesn't undercut all the cases that we 
process. All right, so much for that.

Just giving you a fast rundown here of what we have, and we can then 
exteriorize from the problem of wondering whether or not we have a 
predictable result. Yes, I can tell you very factually now having lost 
some of the items for a short time, and having found them again with 
some ardure, I can tell you and give you assurance on the fact that we 
can get a predictable result in auditing without any worry about losing 
some of it again.

We will go on getting these tremendous profile gains which are being 
demonstrated in our Scientometric Testing sections. Our tremendous gains 
in IQ. Of course this can be improved, but the funny part of it is, is 
this is pretty darn good enough. It is just about 9000 percent better 
than anybody ever did before, and we'll settle for that.

So, as far as processing is concerned, we have the Issue 8, SLP which 
has to be graphed and set down properly and issued. But with this - with 
this, we're actually at El Caney. There we are, there we are. There's 
been a tremendous amount of know-how gone into this, tremendous amount 
of experience. But look, we can not only produce these results, we can 
train an auditor who can produce these results. You see, that is the 
difference. See?

Now, organizationally we can, today, make a super executive. That sounds 
very funny, but we're doing it, we're doing it. We're one by one, taking 
the guys and gals in these organizations and saying, "The moving finger 
points and you're it: three weeks intensive. When you come out of there, 
you got an IQ of less than 160, we'll shoot you." And that's sort of a 
spirit - an attitude. All right.

We always had trouble before with management. Me included. And it's a 
relief right now, having just made another super executive on the other 
side of the pond, it's a relief to get acknowledgments back without 
anybody being urged to acknowledge anything. In fact we get 
acknowledgments back so fast - and origins come in so rapidly - but the 
acknowledgments come back so fast that they almost pass the cable we're 
sending. It's wonderful. Things are happening; things are happening.

Well, all right. As we progress along that line we exteriorize a little 
bit from the immediate organizational concentrations which we have had 
and we start to think about a guy - in FDR's early campaign days he 
would have talked about "the forgotten man," you know. He would have 
said, "My friends, the forgotten man must now be remembered," something 
like that. And that's the professional auditor.

Now, we have, still have, at this moment here in February of 1956, about 
twelve hundred professional auditors in full practice throughout the 
world. It's not very many, but it's still an awful lot when you look at 
the awful beating the professional auditors had to take all these years. 
What with techniques coming out and changed techniques and, "Let me see, 
maybe if I get that last PAB maybe it will have in it the process that 
will crack this nyrhh that's sitting in front of me." And this kind of 
an uncertainty on exactly what he was doing kind of kept him 
interiorized into techniques, just like I was in the organizations, and 
their clinics were, you see? And you had to bird-dog it awful fast.

Of course, this does have its uses on a far continent. The other day an 
auditor who had been away for three weeks, had been over to an island 
and - on a vacation - came back and his center is a bit on the squirrel 
side and not very popular locally. And a couple of the auditors who are 
"right there on the orthodox line," you know, they were kind of waiting 
for this boy to go crash anyway. And they were delighted to find, when 
this chap came back, he sent out a bulletin to all of his friends and to 
everybody in the area and said, "Come in and listen to all the latest 
techniques." And they all came in and he stood up on the stage and he 
read them material which they had had for three weeks. That was the end 
of him. So it did have its advantages, did have its advantages. But here 
was a point where if you had an advancing science which was very, very 
alive and yet it didn't leave you with a complete and utter certainty 
that every preclear you faced was a cracked case just because you were 
sitting there, see?

This type of - actually it isn't cockiness, but this type of competence, 
that when you'd look at somebody and he's limping, and you'd say, "Well, 
he sits down in the chair, he's as good as well. That's that. That's the 
end of that." You see.

No fumbling for "What am I going to run on him?" You just run this and 
this and this on him and that's going to fix him up. You could relax, 
couldn't you? You could certainly relax under a condition like that. Of 
course, it's costing you a game and the game is: "What is the latest 
technique?" So at once, at once, we must supply another game to fit in 
that place. I'm not going to release SLP Issue 8 until I've got that 
other game well established. I don't want to create chaos here.

So here we have - here we have then, this interesting fact of the 
forgotten man, the professional auditor, getting some attention from the 
two chief Central Organizations in the world in the United States and 
the United Kingdom. I don't know whether he'll be able to stand up under 
it. I think very - probably at first he won't believe it. And I think 
that he will think there's a hook in this someplace, and he will wonder 
about this, and he will a bit comm lag on it, and maybe not use it at 
once and immediately, but I'm sure that he will come around to using it.

We have developed three methods of dissemination which places 
Scientology out into the public ken, and which forms for the auditor a 
group, to the degree that he cares to be active with these three plans.

Plan One is a very simple plan. It depends upon a newspaper ad. 
Everywhere this thing has hit and has been well tended by the auditor, 
and he's been quite alert to it, he's gotten rather swamped. And that 
is, it says, "I will talk for you, to anyone, about anything. Call 
_______"	and the name, and the phone number, and the hours.

This actually is capable of producing enough commotion that it always 
brings the big city papers around. And having been run in New York City, 
Dick Steves claims that he has cut, I think something like a quarter of 
a million dollars off the New York relief rolls or something on this 
order. He's doing terrible things. I don't know whether he was joking or 
not because - I don't doubt that he was - because when a guy like Steves 
gets around, and so on, things happen; not always good, but they happen, 
that's for sure. He's a genius at that. And he has been piloting this 
program in New York.

Actually, the organization in the United States simply sent Dick up 
there and said, "Run it." We had already tried it in Washington. I 
dreamed this up in Washington, got it started in Washington and gave it 
to a very, very poor auditor who was noted for blowing up on everything. 
Horrible thing to do, but I did. I got ahold of him and I said "You run 
this." And he made a howling success out of it, so much so, that he had 
to leave it, quit and run.

Now, terrible libelous thing to say. I told him the same thing. I mean 
I'm not saying anything I didn't say to him. I said worse to him; there 
are ladies present here. When he cut out from under and left this setup 
that he had running, we just stood and looked appalled, you know? He was 
getting on the basis of four or five preclears a week. He would have to 
have hired two or three more professional auditors to have helped him 
out. He couldn't get a big enough room to have everybody meet in, and he 
just skipped it. Too much havingness. We couldn't get our hands on him 
and audit him. All right.

So immediately after that we sent Dr. Steves up to New York City and 
said, "You start rolling." And we gave him a couple of dollars so he 
wouldn't have to pass the hat and sell lead pencils on the street, and 
started him in. And he's been most tremendously, interestingly involved 
in everything. The only trouble is, he's not doing the thing whole-hog, 
all the way. All he's doing is beating up the field, and people who come 
to him he hands over to other auditors and groups in the immediate area. 
He's not running his own group, which puts a little flaw into the 
channel, as far as he's concerned. That is to say, it just splits the 
program slightly because he frankly couldn't handle the number of people 
who come to him. They call up day and night. We've even had the Problems 
Unit in Great Britain and the Problems Unit in America being contacted 
by the husband and wife of the same split-up couple. This is quite 
fabulous. All right.

And then having developed this technology, we developed further 
technology right here in London, and we found out this again is 
tremendously workable. All right.

This does require a little finance. It requires enough money to put an 
ad in the paper, and to have a place for people to meet. But we have 
learned many things about this. One of the things is, don't solve the 
problems when they call you up.

They call you up and say, "I want to communicate with my husband. My 
husband has left me, and here I have these eighty-four kids, and so on, 
and he's gone."

And you say, "Well, what could you do about it?" (This is the way not to 
do it.) "What could you do about it?" Well, that's fine, "What could you 
do about it?"

All of a sudden they solve the problem. You never hear from them again. 
Well, that's all right, you've helped one person out and probably took 
the last problem that person had in the whole world. You just wrenched 
it out of their hands with a little hot auditing, you see, over the 
phone.

You don't do that. You say, "Who do you want me to call? Come up here 
and see me." And when they get there they say, "Fine, I've called them 
and it is in the works, but very difficult. And here is some literature 
about Scientology, and we have a group that meets here every Sunday. Be 
here."

Not quite that crude, be a little kinder about the thing. But if you 
look at his - on the Tone Scale, be tougher. Anyway, then you go ahead 
and smoothly complete the person's communication.

If this person is in all that trouble with people in the world, they can 
use a little understanding of life. And if you solve that one problem 
for them, they're going to have another one next week. Thing for you to 
do is to give them some processing. And the thing for you to do is to 
get them in that group.

But, having gotten a group together, let me assure you that you will 
again defeat your purposes by processing them in group every time you 
turn around. You just lose your group. Group walks in, they get 
processed, they say, "Terrific, wonderful, where's this been? My 
goodness, up and at 'em." They get a raise and become general manager of 
the firm - you never hear of them again. You know why?

They didn't know anything was there. They thought that you were a very 
engaging person, and that it was a lot of fun being with these other 
people and they had some idea of why they got that way, just because the 
other people were so pleasant and they found out that everybody in the 
world wasn't mean after all. And so they went away from there feeling 
fine, and they thanked you very much and that was that.

And then they get out battling life, with no greater understanding than 
before, no better tools with which to handle their fellow being, they 
gradually go on down Tone Scale again to the place you found them in the 
first place How's that? Because on a group basis you don't get the 
strings of cognitions you get on individual auditing. You get some, but 
you certainly don't place these people in any other than - well, they're 
in good condition.

But we have something. Scientology amounts to something. There is 
something there called Scientology. It isn't just a bunch of Group 
Auditing, you see? And if you were to talk with these people, you might 
have the experience, which one chap had, who had a mother-in-law of a 
fellow who was being processed. Can you imagine a mother-in-law 
interrupting somebody's wanting to be processed? But he - this fellow 
did have a mother-in-law, and she was just death on Scientology. Oh, was 
ughhhhh! And this fellow would go home from a session and "Yow-yow-yow," 
all night long, you see? The wife was a mild, meek, little thing and she 
went to bed and the mother-in-law stayed up and chewed ... Anyhow, here 
he goes.

So all of a sudden the auditor got a happy thought. Nice bright thought, 
great big electric light bulb, blooming between his ears. And he tucked 
a copy of Dianetics in his pocket and went over to see the 
mother-in-law. And in spite of the fact that she obsessive comm lagged 
at him, yappety-yappety-yap, he still got in the four dynamics - not 
even the eight, see. The four, the first four dynamics; explained what 
these were.

And finally toward the end of this time she started to cognite that 
there was something organized about this, there was something there that 
was useful, and she all of a sudden kind of got people separated apart 
from a lump and herself. You see, people were divided into these two 
categories - a lump and herself - to the categories of herself and 
families and groups and man at large. And this was a tremendous gain and 
it did her so much good she was just as friendly with the auditor, and 
was insisting now that the son-in-law go get processed.

Now, here was an interesting thing, wasn't it? Well you and I are so 
used to such a thing as the eight dynamics that we don't think for a 
moment that anybody could go along without knowing these things.

Well, your groups don't know them. I can say that very bluntly.

You say, "All right, come on kid, give me the fifth dynamic. What's the 
fifth dynamic?"

They'll say, "Dah." They'll say, "Me."

We have then, in that elementary technology, just that little stuff, 
eight dynamics. If a fellow really knew these, rattled them off and 
really had a good idea what the dynamic principle that life seems to be 
progressing on was, and if he just knew this, and he knew that well, 
he'd be able to handle life better.

And through that knowingness, would be able to handle people better and 
get along better and he wouldn't keep slumping, because he wouldn't keep 
meeting these tremendous, unsolvable problems like "a lump and me," you 
know?

He could say, "Well, that fellow's awfully short on the fourth dynamic, 
isn't he?" You know, that would mean something to him. He could get an 
evaluation through about some leader, ruler or some friend. He could 
classify opinions to some degree. He could get things into slots and 
compartments and separate in his mind and think about them, and to that 
degree would become a thinking. . . "Well, what's this? Eight dynamics - 
that's nothing, is it?"

What if we started in, and after teaching him the eight dynamics, we 
then started right in and taught him good old ARC. Affinity, reality and 
communication, and the interdependency of these three elements and how 
they were used.

Well this would be fascinating, and they, tsk-tsk up a bit, huh? Here 
they go. A little greater understanding of life. What does life amount 
to? What is the value of communication in life? In other words, they 
could think about things. You're giving the man tools with which to 
evaluate the universe about him. And as he evaluates it, so can he 
understand it.

And what if after we did this with this group, we taught them a Tone 
Scale? We taught them the various responses that people can have, the 
moods of game, in other words. And we taught them where these responses 
were, and how you could evaluate and predict people by finding them and 
placing them on the Tone Scale. And then the Chart of Attitudes, and if 
along with this we taught them just old Book One Axioms and nothing 
else.

It's very fascinating how many of these people - they haven't any idea 
what pain is. They couldn't possibly cognite on a thing like this. "What 
is pain?"

"Well, pain is - uh - it hurts." Get the idea. I mean, "Pain, it's - it 
hurts." They don't even think of pain as a penalty. They don't even 
think of pain as something that could occur. They just hurt. They can't 
even define it or isolate it or anything else.

Well, if you were to take these simple elements which you and I know 
with such ease, you would find out that they had actually put their feet 
on a ladder of knowledge and livingness so they could understand what 
they were doing and understand what somebody else was doing, and so make 
something more out of life than they're making out of it. And then if 
you processed them along with this, they would be able to hold their 
gains because they'd know what they were doing and where they were 
going.

Fantastic to see that thee and me, but probably only really me, has 
miscalculated to such a degree, on the basic knowledge not had by the 
human being in general. He just doesn't have any basic knowledge. And to 
some degree, I'd miscalculated this. So that you, in talking to people 
about Scientology, possibly have a tendency to go upstairs someplace, 
and you find out that if you could explain the first one of the eight 
dynamics, you'd probably be in agreement with the chap. If you'd explain 
to somebody how to handle agreements in order to create reality, or 
something like this, you would have made a terrific advance.

It's - most of you have gone beyond any idea that these things are 
fundamentally powerful to the individual in livingness. You live with 
them all the time, it's so easy, you see, nothing to it. All right.

Now, if you did this then, you would do something else if you simply put 
into action a couple of simple little auditing assists. A couple of ways 
to get somebody to feel better. Then you would have given the 
individual, with all of these understandings, a control of a part of 
life he has hitherto been afraid of. And so giving him control of a 
little part of life, he can knock out pain, something like that. With 
what you teach him, he then becomes less afraid and more capable of 
playing a game, just like that. And if you were to teach all this and 
call it a basic course, and it was to be highly formalized against a 
textbook, you would be doing an awful lot for your group. In other 
words, if you were to teach these people these things maximally and 
process them minimally, you would discover that your group would hang 
together, would operate better, and would reach further into the 
society. This is a certainty. All right.

Now, there are a couple of mechanisms that the forgotten man and girl 
can use with regard to this. Supposing the Central Organizations were to 
turn over to you any and all fees collected by reason of teaching a 
basic course. Maybe you'd only charge three guineas for a six-weeks, 
ten-weeks, evening, two or three-times-a-week course, you see. Maybe 
you'd charge this much over a period of time. You could buy a textbook 
that had an examination paper in it. You could give it and you could 
then send the examination paper back to the Central Organization. It 
would be marked and a certificate would be issued, if the person had 
passed, to that person - to you, to give to that person. Be quite 
interesting, a little certificate that says he's taken a basic course 
successfully. He's really a basic course auditor. Now, that would be 
quite interesting.

And you didn't send the organization any money at all. You, of course, 
had to buy for a couple of very - some very small price, the basic 
training manual, naturally, just as you sell books in anything else. 
Little basic course manual which - I don't know, a couple of bob - with 
its examination paper shoved in it in order to issue this person so he'd 
have his instruction manual. And then you kept any fee that was charged 
by you for that. That's yours.

I think you could collect an awful lot of people who would take that 
sort of thing. You've got one dissemination there - that plan has been 
very well tested and worked - you talk to people for people. You get 
people calling in all the time, shove them into the group, teach them 
how to live.

In addition to that, people who are only casually interested very often 
don't like to invest in heavy or large memberships or anything of the 
sort, but they will buy an associate membership.

Now, supposing after you'd formed your group, you could send to the 
Central Organization and you could buy a card with a little pin. The 
little gold

"S" with the double triangle behind it, and the little pin is shoved 
through simply a postal card. And you can buy those things and you sell 
them to group members for, let's say, five bob. All right.

You sell them to the group member and he simply buys it to buy the pin, 
and sends in to the organization this card with his name and address, 
the name of the group and your name on it. And he gets back directly 
from the organization, by reason of this, an associate membership card. 
That's simple enough, isn't it?

It's another small source of revenue, much smaller than the other, but 
still a source of revenue, isn't it? And if you're going to teach people 
Scientology and they're going to find out what they could expect from 
Scientology, they could be expected then to get a little bit of 
individual processing from the leading auditor of that group.

Now, how could the organization possibly afford to do this? Well, as a 
matter of fact, occasionally out of these people will come people to be 
trained as professional auditors, who themselves want their own groups 
and so forth. It would work out. The sale of books and that sort of 
thing would carry the expenses of doing that. But it does provide an 
income.

"Well," you say "I don't want to go into this business of putting an ad 
in the newspaper and having people calling me up day and night. And 
besides, eight other fellows are doing it in my area."

There's another one: "Research foundation desires to examine polio 
victims." That's the way the ad reads. You put it in, they start walking 
up to the door. Because if there's anything polio victims, asthma 
victims or any other chronic somatic victim - if there's anything in the 
world that this individual will go and do, is go and be examined. This 
is the one thing that he does well. And you examine him three hours and 
he recovers. And you'll get a certain number of those people, because 
this has happened, of course, will be very happy to join a group and 
you'll get again some individual auditing from such people.

The third plan is called "casualty contact." You just read the 
newspapers and wherever you see anything has happened, you call in and 
give them an assist and leave your card. That doesn't require any 
finance then to put an ad in the paper. The lawyers used to get into 
practice by chasing ambulances up and down the street. And I don't 
expect any of you to chase ambulances, because it's not dignified. I 
want you standing on the front porch of the hospital.

You would be amazed. You probably are not totally cognizant of the fact 
that the portals of the world are open to you. They were for many years 
closed. But when an auditor qualified to be one is ordained as a 
Minister in the Church of Scientology or Church of American Science, 
which, by the way, has considerable requisites behind it, you 
understand; it isn't just a DOD. This auditor discovers a new world. You 
see, ministers never go casually to hospitals, sanitariums, police 
stations and stray-dog meets. They just never go. They're home, worrying 
about how they're going to talk the archdeacons out of a new wing for 
the church.

Now, it's a horrible fact, but a very broad, extremely broad coverage of 
ministers at large demonstrated that only 2 percent of these people even 
vaguely considered that Christianity could do anything for anybody. Now, 
there's the world of ministry, and the public is sitting right there 
expecting ministers to turn up. And you turn up. Society believes you 
exist, you exist!

You walk in, you've got a card, you are one. And probably you're much 
better constituted, by the way, in our present organizational setup than 
- well, I don't know. I've never asked a Baptist minister for his church 
charter but I bet it's not as good as ours. That's a fact; it's a fact. 
I have my doubts about some of these upstart churches that have spread 
away from the faith of the founding church. They - I do, I definitely 
do.

Anyway ... By the way, the organization is even in the - getting into 
more and more of these - this lists all of the churches in the world and 
their ratings and so forth. The organization is in those. And the head 
nurse looks over and looks you up or looks at your card or something of 
that sort. And then you want to go visit the accident ward or you want 
to go visit someplace in the hospital. By the way, you can go anyplace - 
surgery, contagious ward, anything. Evidently ministers don't carry 
germs. You can go into contagious wards and walk out just easily. It's 
very interesting.

So anyway we - you'll find consistently that, however, you won't get 
much chance to visit patients. This is the bad part of it. All these 
years these people knew ministers did this and nobody's ever shown up. 
And there you are. And it's just like walking in and standing in front 
of a vacuum.

The chief nurse of an insane asylum which is very, very ornery about 
Dianeticists and Scientologists (that insane asylum is) - this auditor 
went in there, and he had qualms because he'd never before made a call 
as a minister. He had just had his ordination a very short time and 
actually had only been out of his professional course for about two 
months. He was still finding his feet, you know.

And he walked in expecting to be arrested, you know, expecting whenthe 
second time when he'd go back that they'd have the police waiting for 
him, at the very least. That they would throw him into a cell, that they 
would recognize him as an enemy agent, almost any of these things could 
occur. And he walked in and he just wanted to look over and find out if 
any of the patients needed looking after, is anyone he could comfort in 
the place, you see. That was the only thing he said and he kind of had 
these lines stiltedly ready to get forth. He never got a chance. The 
chief nurse got hold of him and escorted him through the place, all the 
time talking to him about her problems. Very, very remarkable.

He, by the way, did quite a bit of good with regard to that particular 
place. He went back every now and then, straightened things out, made 
certain recommendations to the head of the hospital, and - who accepted 
them very humbly, I assure you, and put them into effect. And things ran 
a bit better because he had been alive.

What auditors normally do when they do visitation of this, and casualty 
calls in general, calling on homes where somebody's been awfully upset 
or somebody almost got drowned yesterday or the parents almost lost 
little Betty, you know, anyplace you can pick it up in the newspaper. Go 
around and pay a call and give a little assist.

What they do is they get embarrassed usually and forget to leave their 
card, and they just never quite get brash enough about saying "Sunday, 
you will appear at such and such a place." Because if they said that, 
the people would just appear and that would be that. And they do a lot 
of legwork, which they don't get group members for.

The other thing they do wrong about this, as long as we're on the 
subject of the horribleness of it all, is they get the persons there and 
they've got them there and the people are sitting down and following the 
Group Processing all the way through and just doing wonderfully about 
the thing, and they just never spark up and tell them any individual 
auditing is available. Or they never tell them that there's anything 
else available. See, they just don't push it. All they need is - it's 
the tiniest little technique.

You'd be surprised, but people have to be invited, usually individually. 
You know, you send out a form letter to a whole bunch of people telling 
them to come in. Nothing happens. You have to individually invite them 
to come in for exactly the same thing. In other words, it isn't enough 
to put some literature in their hands saying "this service is available" 
unless you also say, "Arrive. You have our permission to arrive."

Another thing is that ministers sometimes get embarrassed when they have 
weddings or funerals dumped on their heads suddenly. You'd be surprised 
what a young auditor looks like conducting his first marriage ceremony. 
You'd think he was the bridegroom. But anyway, that is merely an entree 
which is available, just as many things are available. But the main 
point is that people handled in this fashion contain the answers to good 
groups, individual auditing and so on.

Occasionally auditors get so successful at procurement that they stop 
procuring and the group runs along beautifully for a couple of months 
and then falls flat on its face. You know, they stop the program of 
procurement and dissemination. They should always keep this up, always 
keep it turning over. Treat the actuality of the group and handling it 
and its preclears as a routine, and the other as a routine too, which 
must be continued at the same time. It's very embarrassing for an 
auditor to have a tremendously successful group in July and all of a 
sudden have it disappear on the first of September. Very embarrassing. 
He often stands around looking embarrassed, you know, when the landlady 
comes too, and says, "Where is that rent?"

The organization is well aware of the fact that an auditor faces highly 
practical problems. And these problems are the problems of food, 
clothing, shelter, cash. And the organization today, in its 
dissemination planning, would rather an auditor face the problem of 
whether or not the Rolls Bentley is the right color, or whether or not 
the Cadillac should have automatic changing tires or something of that 
character. This is the kind of problem a fellow ought to have. As far as 
these big chunks of masonry you see sitting around with big steeples on 
them and all that sort of thing, they're not being used at all. And one 
of the problems an auditor really should have is, to what use are we 
placing these things. That's one of the problems he should have.

Quite distinctly, another problem: he should have the terrible problem 
of the appropriations for mental patients and things like this, you 
know.

The forgotten man, actually, is not very badly forgotten. But just 
exactly how to place in his hands a considerable amount of give and take 
in communication in life and the elements of immediate financial success 
and practice were difficult problems. They were as difficult for the 
organization as they were for the individual auditor, I assure you. And 
these problems here, through the alertness of the organization and so 
forth, have been piloted out and most of the answers have been 
discovered along this line.

An auditor who has a group less than thirty or forty certainly ought to 
be thinking in terms of, "Boy, there's an awful scarcity of people 
here." And if an auditor has about fifteen hundred in his group, I would 
be rather satisfied. I'd say, "Well, he's doing fairly well. He's young, 
of course." This would be the spirit with which we should be tackling 
things.

Now, having attained an El Caney, having attained an El Caney in how do 
you collect a group and what do you do with them and how can revenue be 
obtained along in this line, and an El Caney of stability on processes 
and predictable results on the thing; and the organizations, having 
attained some semblance of order which at least the organizational 
people can live withand you'll learn to live with it too, sooner or 
later, because it's not as disorderly as you remember.

You'll discover that another factor of course is needful, if we've taken 
all these things, and that factor is San Juan Hill. That's a necessary 
factor. If you've got all of these things, then what do you take?

Well, let me tell you that every great political leader who succeeds in 
making nothing out of the mostest in the society, gets elected. Do you 
realize that? You can look at every overwhelming landslide election and 
discover that just before he was so elected, that political leader had 
made nothing out of something, on a grand scale.

The populace then goes toward any organization or group of people who 
obviously are making nothing out of something. That's a fact. They go in 
this direction. It's a rather indicated thing.

Now, I invite you, by the way, to look over history and find the 
popularity succeeding the great nothing-makers. US presidents and 
British prime ministers alike have succeeded to enormous popularity, and 
to their positions, on the heels of some salient victory over something 
or other. It doesn't much matter what, as long as they made nothing out 
of it.

Well now, on Earth today there is an element which threatens to make 
nothing out of a great many things. Namely us, too. And that thing is 
called atomic fission, and it is - threatens to make nothing out of the 
works, to be technical about it, you know. It's going to smack 
everything fiat. That's what they say. And that will be the end of all 
of us, and it's so horrible nobody dares quite look at it. They get sick 
at their stomachs in theaters and leave when they show too many pictures 
of it.

Well, they're of course the - they're the big men these days, they're 
the big men the way the gangsters say in Chicago, big men.

What's San Juan Hill? Well, I don't know, how about making nothing out 
of the atom bomb? That's an interesting thing though. The thing that 
everybody knows is going to make nothing out of everything places a 
certain category of the society in an enormously powerful and 
influential positionthe scientist, the physicist, the guy who couldn't 
care less, really, even about that position; he's your key player today, 
not your government. Nobody's interested in fighting governments, 
nobody's interested in Scientology tearing down or building up 
governments. Governments are governments.

Scientology is interested in the Scientologists in any area assisting to 
the best interests of the populace as a whole, the government which 
exists in that area. We're not a revolutionary group. But there is a 
revolutionary group ahead of us on the track and that is the one that's 
going to - says it can make nothing out of everything. So we could 
easily make nothing out of it. How?

We are today the only people whose processes will actually cure or 
handle, in any way, shape or form, atomic energy burns. And I stand on a 
better security on that tonight than I did a short time ago. It is a 
very odd thing that you'd flash a light at somebody, which light goes 
through concrete walls, but it burns this body. That should tell you 
that something is haywire there.

Actually, all - most standard processing - you get some guy's case in 
order, and then you can cure his radiation burns with fair rapidity. 
More work has to be done on this, but I can tell you right now that it 
is the one thing that does something about it. Gives us a monopoly. More 
importantly, it gives us this interesting position. Just being able to 
cure this makes us the only civil defense agency on the face of Earth 
today. Think of that for a minute. Because no other agency has the 
knowledge or equipment to even vaguely handle it.

Now, our researches are going out at once in the direction of proofing 
human beings against being affected by atomic radiation, which of course 
makes nothing out of the bomb. Now, mind you, you know that an 
exteriorized person who is no longer yanked back into the body (you know 
this as auditors) of course is not influenced by things that hurt the 
body. So it is true today that a thetan is not affected by atomic 
radiation. We can put a being, a thetan, into a position where he cannot 
be affected by atomic radiation. This you know in your experience line. 
You think it over for a moment and you say, "Well, that's right. We run 
a pain test on him. We get him used to the idea and of course he 
wouldn't be affected by it."

We're trying to go further than that, much further than that because 
that has no salability. That's pie in the sky as far as the public is 
concerned. But proofing a body against atomic radiation is quite another 
problem. And that problem is under study at this moment. And we have 
gone so far in this program that we're already establishing the exact 
format, and so forth, of the publications to be called "Radiation Burns, 
Their Danger and Treatment," published by the organization saying, "See 
your professional Scientologist and if you can't see him at least go to 
a group and get some Group Processing. If you can't do that, why, god 
help you."

Now, this program is a far look ahead. This program takes form about 
August, complete with publications in the various bookstalls. And 
between now and August we need groups. We need membership. We need big 
membership already, and we need a lot of people who know that 
Scientology is a formulated series of ideas which can do something, 
because in every one of those people you teach in the basic course, you 
have potentially a technical, not trained, but just a technical pattern 
auditor.

In other words, by substituting for five thousand professional auditors, 
five thousand basic course auditors, and then working toward five 
thousand professional auditors in the very near future and then 
increasing that, we can achieve the goal of actually having enough 
people handy to make nothing out of the effects on a human being of 
atomic radiation.

Now, maybe you're not interested in atomic radiation at this time. You 
haven't just wasted enough of it, that's all. Maybe you think you can't 
have it; it's delicious stuff.

But, the point is - the point is that the organizations today are the 
only possible civil defense agency against the only threat which is 
trying to make nothing out of the human race. And therefore in our 
hands, whether we like it or not, there is resident considerable power 
which is - assistive to those governments we are closest to. And we 
therefore must be soundly trained and must be soundly organized and must 
conduct our business soundly, because whether we like it or not we are 
faced with a major responsibility that anyone can accept on this Earth 
today. Because if we don't accept that responsibility we've got no 
Earth, and that's the end of it.

All right. Now, if we, organizationally, can measure ourselves up to 
doing something about this and to carry on forward with this, no matter 
how poorly, at least take on some of this responsibility and carry it 
forward in the direction of that goal, that's San Juan Hill.

Thank you.

Male voice: Thank you.

Thank you.
